Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 10, 2021

Day trading? He’ll be back in a few days asking for his job back

iQuit??? A former jilted and pillaged Apple user(fanboy), is he?!?

What’s the difference between gambling and day trading? You have a better chance gambling

Elon’s dumb joke on SNL Saturday night, that crypto currency is a hustle, caused the value of Dogecoin to drop 35% in value overnight!Except he was telling the truth, as crypto currency is not only a fraud with no basis in reality, but is using up massive amounts of electricity to “mine” this garbage.

Are lottery tickets going be banned too?

Not very many people even make a good living from day trading, much less a killing. Not to mention the doctor bills for your hypertension.

I’d like to trade two Mondays for one Friday.

“I’d trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday”

Having a small win (like in the $50-$100 range) is what typically causes people to arrive in Vegas in a $10,000 car, and return home in a $100,000 bus. I wonder how many people quit their job after quickly earning a year’s salary in day trading, before realizing that they only got wealthy through luck.

Easy come, easy go.

Okay, I would so do that. I read a story of a guy who, on his last day of work, stole a train car. He didn’t really take the big old thing, he just skipped a number when painting serial numbers on the cars and made it look like one was missing. The Feds investigated it. I never heard if they caught on or if the case is still in someones inbox.

Pets twitch and run in their dreams. Humans do it when they’re supposedly wide awake and but aren’t.

I don’t get this

I know one person who made money as a day trader. It wasn’t enough to quit his job, but once the taxes came in, he ended up breaking even and decided to quit day trading.

The best way to end up with a million dollars by day trading is to start with 2 million.

Gambling is illegal unless it is the Stock Market.

Recommending highly a new comic “Bozo”!

Where I live, they have a Sprayer mounted on the back of a Truck.

The Driver just need to be able to keep the thing going Straight down the Middle of the road.

The Sprayer heats the paint up to Boiling as it sprays so the paint dries in just a couple minutes. It cuts way down on how much it interferes with Traffic.

The departed worker certainly took the time to print very neatly.

What is the big paint roller for? Nothing on the road was painted with it and the wide roller will not fit in any of those paint cans. No wonder the guy quit.

The apps remain off? I don’t think he understands what an app is.