Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 13, 2021

I think I will duck…..that argument.

But Norman you’re just a doofus and that’s all you’ll ever be and Bob couldn’t care less.

Bob was born a duck and has been a duck until now Why should he change what he is?

It’s been a while since Bob has made an appearance…

Don’t think I know of any household that has a dog, a cat and a duck??

Isn’t he a rare parrot of some sort. I forgot what they told Ralph when they first got him.

I always liked ducks but they are hard to keep around. If they can’t fly they have NO natural defenses.

“In the air, on land, and sea.” Just like a Marine…… only smarter. That should get my Jarheaded friends going.

But he does a terrible imitation of a parrot.

Bob must be a Wood Duck, because most Ducks can’t perch in trees.

Bob is a rare South American fowl of another kind. Bob is deep. Norm is shallow. Bob observes all from above — like Zarathustra’s Übermensch — and understands all with Zenful enlightenment. Bob understands, as does Ralph, that half of all Americans have an IQ of less than 100. They are Ralph’s “dense population.”