Kliban by B. Kliban for April 28, 2021

When your ear smells.

If you pick that nose, it tells you the future. It’s Nostrildamus!

That made me spit on my screen!

Not quite two-faced.

Can you imagine how expensive his cocaine habit must be?

Very Alice in Wonderland-ish. When this guy hears music he likes? He says the music smells really good!

Shouldn’t he have something other than a nose above his mouth?!?

I just don’t nose how to respond to this comic. I hope I can finger it out.

Critical Orifice Theory in practice -

Evolution takes a sharp turn.

How do the new mask guidelines cover this guy?

Zaphod Beeblebrox, is that you?

Evolutionary head-brace

Picking AND breathing! Proof that evolution works and a boon for the ENT crowd!

Just cleaning out the booger wax.

“Everybody’s doin’ it, doin’ it; picking’ their ear and chewin’ it …”

Ear wax, or ….?