The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 30, 2021

Yeah you can keep the money

Ewwww

The color on those moneybags must have run.

That better be the money bags Dirk or urine trouble!!!

It also could have been the pisstol in Dirks pocket…

Now they DEFINITELY need to launder the money.

I did not know that.

“Yellow River”!

he loves to take the piss out of green lantern…

….but the money is ruined….fool!

Or the letter P

I know that cartoonists have to have a …“fertile”…imagination, but how the heck do you come up with an idea like this one?

dumb

WELCOME TO OUR OOL

NOTICE THERE IS NO P IN THERE

PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY

Eventually you will have to come out of that pool. I can wait.

Hey, at least the water isn’t… brown… 8-0

When I was a kid there was a restaurant/bar in my home town called Ptomaine Ptommy’s. I didn’t get it and asked my dad, who explained that the “P” was silent, as in “pswimming”.

The other burglar isn’t too happy either. And the worst part is, eventually they have to come out of the pool.

A long way to go for a dumb joke.

Smart guys, but not that smart — all GL has to do is summon the police, and let them deal with you.

He can just make with his ring a big spoon and scoup around that.

Today’s cartoon was brought to you by the color yellow and the letter “P”

I didn’t and now I’m sorry that I do know!

Not your best strip, Scott.

For all, like me, who have no idea what this means:

The weakness to the Yellow Impurity remained in effect for countless years and it became a common known fact amongst the galactic community that the Green Lanterns were powerless against the color yellow though the true reason for this was never known.

Urine big trouble now!

And then the Green Lantern says to the criminals: “Urine trouble now!”

“Bear Whiz Beer – It’s in the water! That’s why it’s yellow.”

EWWW.