Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 02, 2021

Dang! Mom’s got eyes in the back of her shell!

When I was young, the glow from under the blanket was a flashlight while I read one more Hardee boys’ chapter.

Can’t fool mom! She’s a hard one to crack!

Oh, clam up Mom!

Who knew? An Armadillo on Speed Bump, isn’t that a Texas speed bump?

I here they learned it from the rolly pollys

For me it was a transistor radio and listening to the Twins game.

“Do you remember lying in bed

With your covers pulled up over your head?

Radio playin’ so no one can see…"

—Ramones

With all the Texas border trouble it may be time to arm a dillos :>)