F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 06, 2021

Step One: plant a tree…

That’s nuts.

That sounds like an interesting recipe.

It’s a cross between a papaya and bacon.

Vegetables were harmed in the making of this cartoon.

Puppy chow and corn syrup?

“I’m not going to try it (first). Let Mikey try it (first).”

Sounds like the idea behind this: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/9545/mock-apple-pie/

spoiler alert: it includes DNA manipulation and cloning

Yep. You start with planting seeds. Water as needed, place outside in sunlight, wait for plant to grow, produce “fruit”. Eat. Easy!!

My Norwegian landlady, fifty years ago, brought a fork with a grayish, jellyish lump like this. “Fisceball – try it.” Still haven’t forgotten it…shiver…

Look out. MIght be jackfruit.

Play Doh???

But…that’s just a peach stone!

I make my own fruit, in a sense… I grow berry bushes and fruit trees…

This made me literally LOL…well, at least, chuckle.