Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 13, 2021

What is God trying to filter?

Glad Ralph hasn’t made it up there yet.

God spelled backwards is dog

Of course he isn’t a cat. It’s an obvious fact that god is a bear.

How about if the Almighty’s a canid, wouldn’t you then say…THANK DOG? ;D

God must love cats – that’s why he made so many of them

Time to clean (or replace) the filter.

Kind of defeats the point of a Filter by explaining a way to ignore them.

…for a second, I thought I was sent to the wrong gate

Deified is a palindrome … just sayin’ … meOW …!

It’s only lawyers that turn into cats.

God may not be a cat but cats sure think they are God!

I need to calm down. Every time I hear or see that effect being called a filter, I want to scream, “It’s not a filter, it’s an overlay!”

Good book for teens: There is No Dog. Premise is what if God were a hormonally challenged teenaged boy.

Bad news, he’s actually a squirrel