Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 24, 2021

Whatever your heart does not “desire”.

Lets just forget the whole thing shall we.

She must work for the Government.

Easy. Wish for terrible things.

Sigh, that went better than I expected!

So what good are you?

Wishes don’t go to ex-wives, unless you wished it during the marriage. :)

Well, in that case I feel much better.

Just move along, then.

I wish we were remarried and have a joint checking account that only I can access.