Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 05, 2021

Yeah, just make up a story.

It looks like Asap is a sot.

Asap’s fallible.

Asap’s Foibles.

Asap’s Fables were not quite as well thought out and his morals were somewhat questionable.

As well as his payment method!!

He said monkishly.

You can’t rush an author

Rocky?

Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

I tell people that I cannot find ASAP on the calendar or the clock.

I challenge them with “I need it by …” and when they say they can’t do it, I reply “So when can you have it by?”

This guy has no morals.

Tell them they will get it as soon as the quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog!

And if they don’t like it then its sour grapes for them.

Hi all! Wassup?

Be patient, Bro, it was just freshly inked.

Tell me again the one about the author and the publisher.

Memories of my calligraphy class, just about to finish an assignment and realize you left a word out . AGHHH !!!

A Monk ? Aesop was around 600 years before Christ. I’ve heard of people spacing out the time between children, but this is rediculous.

Tell the story about the barnyard where the animals overthrew the farmer’s rule but then the pigs took over and…no, wait: that was Animal Farm.

There is a series of books about the princesses that Aesop created (Rapunzel, Cinderella, Snow White, etc.) that only ONE word at the end of their stories was changed. He was directed (I have no idea who did this, the person was not named in the stories) to change “they lived happily every after” to “they lived happily IN ever after.” They’re kind of amateurish but are good light reads. There are 2 books so far and a third is on the way. The author is Barbara Annino. She has written other books (also rather amateurish) that are a good way to just lose yourself in some light reading.