Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 17, 2021

Amazon got new delivery drivers I see.

Henry’s got good aim.

There’s no contract, Wiz. And you don’t pay very well.

Time traveler’s delivery…when it absolutely needs to be there by yesterday.

Moonlighting for FedEx. They are pros at throwing packages; and super adept handling, packages marked “Fragile”. They lift and drop until they are certain nothing inside is left unbroken.

…says the guy who appears in BC today too.

A Man, Errrr, dragon has to do what he has to do to make a living….

I wonder if Henry was Primed!

Anyway the Wiz would Zap whatever he ordered right to his front porch.

Unless he’s losing his powers!!

Must be that 2 million-piece set of dishes….

That’s not the Amazon delivery that Wiz wanted. ;-)

Henry didn’t knock on the door. So he gets a thumbs down on his delivery review.

Talk about a contactless delivery with social distancing. Spot on, Henry!

what does that mean?

Amazon pay hike.

From that height, I hope whatever Wiz ordered wasn’t fragile!

Don’t miss guest appearance! https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2021/05/17

That’s what came yesterday…a huge heavy box…had to use the two wheeler to get it inside!

a chain link fence?-guess wiz went way forward after leaving BC today

Not really “moonlighting”, per se. More like exploring alternate employment and career opportunities. For the record, I believe Henry volunteers for the Red Cross as an emergency response worker. He is in High demand in high mountain and blizzard rescues.

Henry just needs a little more air time.

Amazon pays better than the Wiz.

I think I know, what is it. Check out today’s B.C.

Nice shot, Henry.

Hope it wasnt a set of crystal

let’s hop the package wasn’t marked ‘Frag-eee-lay’!

Your 100-piece – er, 1,000-piece – china set’s arrived.

UH-OH!!! That smile on the box is WAAAAY too close to a certain Mega-Monopoly, dear Parker and Hart! D8

I wish Henry was the one to deliver my packages from Amazon. Who wouldn’t want a dragon to deliver their packages? As apposed to a drone…

NOT impressed, Henry. You just broke whatever is in the package.

Dang – I was hoping for a double cross-over today! Be nice if there was a cave man inside that box.

Hopefully, that wasn’t fragile.