Where’s Fay Wray when you need her? (Oh yeah, she died in 2004 at the age of 96. Well, Dr. Mel, guess you better start working on that new giant creature after all, to defeat your giant ape.)
When I was a kid, the family went to a state park. The guide told us this very involved story about all the horribly dangerous animals that used to live there, each one wiping out the one before it until all that was left were the alligators. Then the alligator-eater ants came along and ate all the alligators. The ants then starved to death, so it’s now safe to walk in the woods.
rayannina over 3 years ago
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly …
Bilan over 3 years ago
This calls for Dwayne Johnson
… and somebody to keep Rickard from copying lame movie plots.
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
Get the Science Patrol to contact Ultraman!
Gent over 3 years ago
Quick. Distract him with a giant banana.
chuckcork1 over 3 years ago
Sounds like a metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 3 years ago
Where’s Fay Wray when you need her? (Oh yeah, she died in 2004 at the age of 96. Well, Dr. Mel, guess you better start working on that new giant creature after all, to defeat your giant ape.)
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
Mr. Rickard must have read “The King, The Mice, And The Cheese.”
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
Poor giant monkey, designed to drop dead in a very short time. Or, genetically pre-disposed to retiring to an island.
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
Maybe try for a Werewolf to fight them?
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
“Could you explain why you created the giant lizard in the first place?”
“Er, no. It just seemed like a good idea at the time.”
geese28 over 3 years ago
Well you could build a giant robot Dr Mel…..
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Call Tobor, The Eighth Man! (Yes, I know. Run a search.)
kwardecke Premium Member over 3 years ago
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly….
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
Reminds me of a certain recent movie. Hmmmm.
preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hey, Doc, just use a tranquilizer dart.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Next the Professor
Created a Fly…
I don’t know why
He created a Fly…
gantech over 3 years ago
There was a Warner cartoon with Porky Pig and Daffy Duck that went along those lines.
blakerl over 3 years ago
The people of Tokyo, are not happy with Dr Mel.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Time to cut off the grant money.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Quick! Contact the Japanese Film Industry!
(^ ⌣ʖ^)
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Monkeys have tails, apes don’t.
Ermine Notyours over 3 years ago
Send in Winky to stop them.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
New monsters are very good for movie sequels.
etonry over 3 years ago
When I was a kid, the family went to a state park. The guide told us this very involved story about all the horribly dangerous animals that used to live there, each one wiping out the one before it until all that was left were the alligators. Then the alligator-eater ants came along and ate all the alligators. The ants then starved to death, so it’s now safe to walk in the woods.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
It might be time for Dr. Mel to get fitted with one of them wrap around jackets.
Scott S over 3 years ago
Spiga, aka Kumonga?
RevvieQuar over 3 years ago
grrrr…. it’s not a “monkey”, it’s an APE, dammit. Big difference.
Daeder over 3 years ago
Perhaps a giant moth…
gfredrickson85 over 3 years ago
To think that he got all that for a quarter.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
No problem with the giant ape — just smear the Chrysler building with bananas.
Google Bob Newhart.
bakana over 3 years ago
They need to create a creature to Stop Dr Mel.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
sequels!!