Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 30, 2021

Maybe Zipper should look into graduate school.

Yeah but Don Jr usually ends up trolling himself

Zipper needs to donate his partially formed brain to science, like right now!!!

They used to say “we live in a country where anyone can become President”. Now they have to add “and it serves him right”.

I’m so glad Zonker still talks to plants (like he has since Oct. 21, ’74) and they talk back.

He needs to find something with less competition not more competition.

Going by the Yelp reviews when one of them doesn’t get free stuff, aren’t influencers just monetised trolls?

Donny jr. is truly a chip off the old orange blockhead.

I don’t know which is the more depressing; the growth of social media “influencers”. or the explosion in the so easily influenced.

So now Zonker is the adult in the room? Amazing what time will do.

Isn’t Don Jr. sensitive and nice? Didn’t he kill those lions with only one shot?

Don Jr. has the advantage of cross species breeding.

A New York sewer rat and a human female.

Green thumb! Plants talk to anyone with green thumbs.

I love to see the plants pouring the love on their boss who loves them back.

yeah, it’s not working very well for Don Jr. every time he trolls someone he is immediately shot down for his moronic comment.

Is Zonk “trolling” him? I think he is. Though, it could simply be constructive concern. Perhaps a bit criticism. Sorry, it’s getting harder and harder to be snarky with all the professional trolls out there.

Not, “Mornin’, buds.”?

Don Jr. commits treason professionally but he snorts cocaine amateurishly…….

I sometimes think Zonker is Walden’s biggest success story.

I only listen to Influencers that aren’t into it for Fortune or Fame and try to do it just to make Society and the World a better place for us all to enjoy this wild ride.

I appreciate why Trudeau has mostly retired. That doesn’t mean I don’t miss getting a new series of daily strips

Hmmm. Is there a market for cannabis flower honey? Asking for a friend.

You can only monetize trolling if you are already nationally recognized as a jerk.

Also, if you’re too sensitive, stay away from comic-strip comment sections.

Talking to plants can be terrifying. Especially when they talk back.

Don Jr can troll because he had an empathomectomy when he was 7. You have to have a certain minimum number of permanent teeth for it to work properly.

Trolls use to live under bridges, where any self-respecting troll should, but most have relocated to the internet.

To make this strip perfectly meta, we need some comments from our own GoComics trolls. Billy, Muddy, pals, where are you?