Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for May 11, 2021

Just don’t wear a cape, Sophie. Just don’t wear a cape.

And don’t hold one of the cats in your lap, a la Bond.

Syndrome sez: “Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it…”

Busted Sophie……like StephenRice I am singing……Busted!

He who hesitates is lost.

I doubt Mr. Bagel is long for this world no matter whether Sophie is the cause of his demise or not.

Nice try, Sophie. Maybe next time, eh?

Next time just grab and run.

Okay, why does that bring up a scene with Dr. Evil? Less talking. More mayhem and, bagel, murder.

I’ve often wondered why the villain in movies or tv spends ages expounding his reasons for killing the hero, rather than just shooting him!

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mister Bagel, I expect you to di…gest…”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

Your plan had a hole in it.

Do you know how you are going to die, Mr Bagel?

I’m going to smother you in cream cheese

Oops; typo: “Villian-esque.”

Sophie should go visit Fred. He knows how to pinch food from the table!

But it sat there, mocking me, for a whole minute, and nobody was eating it. Ipso facto it’s MINE

Brian spelled villain (villian) wrong. LOL !