Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 18, 2021

Wait until you’re in the dryer, then let the Sock Gnomes take you to the alternate universe for a while.

Easy for you to say, I’m stuck (literally) next to her panties.

Ha ha! Runaway socks! Lol!

Of course it’ll jump. It’s a basket case!

Mine disappear way before the laundry basket stage…

Mine go to Heaven when they get holey enough.

I always drop one or two things out of a basket. At least I always thought I dropped them. Maybe they jumped!

Already there are no matching socks.

No thanks. I got word I’m supposed to be exchanged for a Tupperware lid.

The Great Escape.

Hope those stairs have more lighting than the ones from the basement of my parents’ home where the laundry was done!

Every. Single. Time. Then the dryer…

This is why all my socks go into one of those mesh laundry bags — sometimes called a lingerie bag. Haven’t lost one since I started doing that.

you don’t want to get clean