The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 21, 2021

Every thing I can think of wouldn’t be appropriate in a family friendly site like this.

A joke comes to mind, the only part of which I can repeat in public was “The damned dog bit me.”

I’m surprised she is not as red as her hood…

Why does a wolf lick his … hmmmm.

One does what they can to keep up their good looks.

Sure is flexible for her age!

That bride doesn’t need a groom.

Ahhh Grandma? !

Strange grooming habits? All depends on which side of the family Grandma is on. In more ways than one.

’Cause she can?

takes a lickin’ and still keeps on… lickin’…

Eeeeeew!

Just call her Grandma Scooter.

Admit it, guys, you would if you could.

Let’s not even discuss how “she” crosses the rug while still sitting…

…and she cleaned herself up; lickety-split.

Red Riding Hood: “And Grandma! What a big—”

Director: “CUT!”

This cartoon seems to have brought out the best in all commenters. I salute you all. And I plan to use the “carpet surfing” remark. No, I am not going to do it. I wouldn’t be able to get back up.

That’s gonna leave her scarred for life. The minute and a half left of it, anyways.

LMAO!

“…booty scootin’ grandmaaa.”

Made me Chuckle!!

…and what a strange way of cleaning your carpets you have.

Why does Grandma do that? Because she can.

… (wait for it) … because Grandma CAN!

Sirius Black

Yep. Went on Facebook immediately.

Argyle Sweater appears in the local paper every day. I wonder how many times this cartoon has been explained today?

…because he can…

All “Grandma” has to do now is convince Red that this something all adults have to do, and she’ll be more than happy to become lunch.