The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 22, 2021

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Whenever my doctor says that to me, I always answer — I’ve been dead for a week, how’s your day been going??

    /CHORTLE/

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    suv2000  over 3 years ago

    You sure it’s not all the beer you’ve been drinking

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    “How are WE feeling today?”

    Answer “I dunno Doc, I’m feeling ok but you look like Sh*t”

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    Knightman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Next thing you know they will feed them to Eno one half at a time!!!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe Eno should arrange a Kilimanjaro Expedition,,,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdTy1j7z-K4

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, oddly enough, I’m better than I was last week when I made the first available appointment. I was in rough shape then and really needed help, but I got well enough to come in here and see you. As a matter of fact I feel fine now. Thanks for nothing. Don’t forget to triple bill me. I have Blue Cross and Blue Sheild and Blue bals.

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    assrdood  over 3 years ago

    I think I have early-onset Rigormortis.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A tip from my pharmacist showed me that pills break right in half if you try to “bend” them with your fingers.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “And cut them lengthwise, not widthwise…”

    (?¿?)

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    That’s what the grooves across some pills are for. Place a sharp knife in, and push down. Some pills even have crosses, for a quarter dose. Of course, older people may have to have help doing it.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    “The pills Mother gave me did nothing at all, Dr.Alice I need to get down that rabbit hole.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Crazy..no one could see this coming.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    That’s probably the logical course of action.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    And I thought he was going to charge him double for seeing 2 Doctors.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    This is hilarious because it’s so totally unrealistic. A doctor actually acknowledging that something he prescribed has side effects, much less doing something (however pointless) about it?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Or maybe an eye patch?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 3 years ago

    Geez. I got rear-ended by a teenage girl on her cellphone back in 2015. I went to the doctor complaining of neck pains and they did an xray and MRI. Found no damage. Doctor prescribed me THREE pain killers one of which is illegal in the UK because, if you take it for more than three days, you will become an ax murderer! They found no cause for my supposed pain but gave me three prescriptions! Three! I shredded them all and ate ibuprofen for three days and the pain went away. Geez! Quit over-prescribing meds! Please!

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