Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 21, 2021

Scene from “Juicer Part 2”.

Now here’s a film that should be appealing to all of you oranges who have nothing better to do than go out and get juiced.

He found his squeeze.

This movie has a juicy plot.

The original “Pulp Fiction”. Zesty.

Yeah, lean over and let me show you how this works!!!

Obviously, a Rindhouse movie.

Cannibal

He would require a knife first, wouldn’t he?

I thought it was a bunch of blueberries in the audience.

The dark side of juicing. Hannibal Reamer.

LOOK OUT!

a scene from “pulp fiction”?

I’ll have to watch this movie in sections.

Orange you glad you’re not actually watching the movie?

Bate’s Kitchen

“Ahh you’ve gone to the finest schools, alright Miss Lonely, but you know you only used to get juiced in it” – Bob Dylan – Like a Rolling Stone.

Not to be confused with Like Bob Dylan by the Rolling Stones.

and he will try to cover the scene with toothpaste

Noooo, not the squeezer again!

I thought the middle orange in the second row had cat ears, until I realized that those were his arms

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

Mr. Orange in the Kitchen with the Juicer!

Yep, you could’ve had a V8.

They will have NCIS on their tail if its a naval orange.

I can’t watch those movies. I always faint at the sight of juice.

Serial Juicer

Very funny. And punny.

With fava beans and a nice chianti?

Man says in a creepy voice, “orange you glad to see me?”

Scary for sure! If I were in the audience, I’d probably pith myself.

ALL OF THE ABOVE, MORNING BETTER. ;-))

He’s just looking for more zest in life.

I always appreciate good theatre. You do it best.

The horror, the horror…

This was the last time anyone saw Julius..

Was this filmed in Orange County?

Uh-oh, this won’t end well.

He was her main squeeze.

Orange you glad it isn’t you having the squeeze put on?