Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 22, 2021

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wait until he broadcasts the sandstorm next hour.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    So are the days of our lives.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    so are the days of our lives…

    grin

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    TStyle78  over 3 years ago

    How did the tiny helicopter get in there?

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    TMMILLER Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It just reminds me of this one…https://geekologie.com/2016/08/the-hourglass-of-humans-currently-alive.php

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    This would work for a clogged toilet as well. Maybe tomorrow?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “And now, the marine forecast from Sandy Hook to Block Island…”

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    chief tommy  over 3 years ago

    Good estimate

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    That can happen when you have a choke point.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    @MarkParisi : Your imagination should be copied and stored in the Smithsonian.

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    Then the traffic flips in the other direction.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    That’s one helluva huge egg timer.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    Wait’ll he flies over the toilet.

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