Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 19, 2021

Unfortunately, his burger cost $1400, cheese and bacon would’ve brought it up to $1700.

And the silverware was $500 each piece.

How’s them powdered eggs?

Everyone sits in a platoon and eats to synchronized music..

My friend was kicked out of the Marines. He was rotten to the Corps.

♬ They say that in the Army, the chow is mighty fine… ♬

Rank!

This is my fork, there are many forks like it, but this fork is mine……

Did they serve something ‘on a shingle?’

You SAID it Lil … give me 20 …!

“Attention-getting, I really had to salute it…”

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

Did they serve SOS?

I hope you remembered to thank them for their service.

It was a real mess.

I’ll say it, “Thank you for your service!”