Close to Home by John McPherson for May 20, 2021

The only one not wearing glasses.

She is jumping to conclusions; be SURE, lady!

The hook is a dead give away and if you are wrong, you won’t see him kick…

Ya think?? Are you SURE? ;D

I think all 3 look VERY similar.

Oh, sure. Pick the fat guy…

They’re all kind of sketchy.

Looks like she is pointing at 2

Arrrrgh

What was the crime, a bad date?

#1. Marty?! Marty Hoppsbergerson? From 5th grade? Ha, I knew you would come to this you swing stealing son of a b1ch!!

Welp! I’m officially shamed by my own fashion sense now, because I just realized I’ve worn the exact same clothes as #2.

A yellow, long sleeved, turtleneck with purple and black-striped baggy slacks, and black shoes.

I know, I know, it sounds like it would look awesome! But seeing it now on #2… m’eh, not so much! シ

Clearly a case of profiling!

Stereotyping – that’s not right.

“Sorry, ma’am, that’s Officer Dinglefritzerman, rounding out the group for us.” Unfortunately, this is why we try to avoid human “eye” witnesses these days – they’re notoriously unreliable and wrong.

Must have been the kerplunk of his peg leg…

Get the hook!

The police throw him into all the lineups just to check the reliability of the witnesses.

It’s a mistake. He was just playing Misty for me.

Bleeb must be on vacation.

She’s saying “number three”, but it looks to me like she’s pointing to one of the others. Just how “good” is her eyesight?