Herman by Jim Unger for May 29, 2021

And, just to be doubly sure, he put a wine label on a bottle of vinegar.

Look on the bright side! At least now she can no longer chew your ear off!

Question is: did she not get it open or did she recork it after drinking? Either way, brains can’t be her best quality.

And she can’t remember where she put her teeth.

Ew…!

Time for her to gum things up.

Yakety yak, don’t talk back!

Hey, toothless lay off my wine!

My ex-wife’s grandmother paid us a visit and tried to empty our wine into the sink. We got back in time to rescue most of it. She was no longer welcome.

Need to buy cheaper wine.

Apparently without success.

how do you know it’s her?

Must be a really long cork – no wonder she gave up!

What are you complaining about, she put the cork back.