Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 27, 2021

White Sulfur Springs, Montana in the 80’s. My sister jumped in the pool at our motel around sunset and was almost eaten alive by the incoming cloud of mosquitoes. It was almost apocalyptic.

In Alaska it takes just four of them to carry away your newborn.

Noah should’ve said no to them on the ark.

You need some bats. Winged bats, not Louisville Sluggers.

Call the SWAT team.

You live in New Jersey?

Mosquitoes don’t like the smell of Rosemary. I rarely see any mosquitoes now. And you can season food with Rosemary.

Must be the ew P. That’s about the right size for that area.

Might strong and obnoxious to boot……

One thing I don’t miss about WY & MT are the mosquitos in the summer!

we have no skeeters here in japan’s great white north so i have to find other ways to exercise my arm muscles in summer…

I lived in Pennsylvania 8 miles from the Delaware River, where would get the Jersey mosquitoes.