Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 24, 2021

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    You can pine for better circumstances…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They’re gonna Balsam over that snub.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    who gives a fig about them anyway…?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Don’t pine to be one of the poplar girls!

    The elder students will tell you what a bunch of…

    I should knot say it… but what… beeches they are.

     

    Elm telling yew, it may sound like an old chestnut,

    but be true to your heartwood!

    Being like those girls wood go against your grain!

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    paul  over 3 years ago

    They should treed him with some respect.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    But, we’re supposed to branch out in school.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They’re poplar now, in a few years they will age our and you will be going strong.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They don’t look like the poplars in MY yard. But, they DO look like my arbs. Maybe, they just WANNA be poplar?

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    What is poplar?

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    dalerpederson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I thought maybe the “athlete” in a varsity jacket, #24, had something to do with Christmas Eve?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, I ce-dar exists a status rating at that tree farm…

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    Bobtul07110  over 3 years ago

    Poor little bush, nobody wants to sit with him.

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    Norris66  over 3 years ago

    They’re all a bunch of saps.

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