Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 25, 2021

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    pearlsbs  over 3 years ago

    Uh-oh!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If the rings don’t get ’em, the corn syrup will.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    I’ll bet he’s really putting his elbow into the work!

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    That must have cost them a pretty penne.

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    TStyle78  over 3 years ago

    Does that work?

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If you have spaghetti trees in your backyard, you’ll need a pasta-cide.

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    bookworm0812  over 3 years ago

    Spaghetti-Os doesn’t qualify as pasta.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    the time for spraying was long pasta…

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is this in sauce-a-lito?

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    mountainclimber  over 3 years ago

    Boo!

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Aren’t Speghettios a Campbell’s trademark?

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    Kip W  over 3 years ago

    I remember catching NPR’s obituary for the real Chef Boiardi during drive time a couple of decades ago. His life was an impressive pivot from gourmet cookery to mass market canned pasta, typified by the helpful change in spelling.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You know there was that bogus British documentary from several years ago about about pasta bushes…

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    aaronb Premium Member over 3 years ago

    SpaghettiOs are a Campbell’s (originally Franco-American) product, not Chef Boyardee.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    I’m sure that’ll make the ants happy. They’ll probably even call their friends.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    A pasta-cide, would kill pasta.

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    MCProfessor  over 3 years ago

    Is that a pastachio tree?

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    edstiles  over 3 years ago

    That one is so bad it hurts.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ha! You’re killing me!

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    Cerabooge  over 3 years ago

    Better than actual pesticides, which are a big part of the Insect Apocalyse. And for those who hate insects… do you like food?

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    tinstar  over 3 years ago

    That’s using the old noodle.

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