Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 13, 2021
May 12, 2021
May 14, 2021
Transcript:
Would you love me more if I weren't stabbing you right now?! Y-yes... Don't try to change me! The first date went about as well as I'd expect.
Ida No over 3 years ago
Always open the first date with a killer move. Or, at least make a stab at it.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
But do you have to be stabbing me in the crotch?
tims145 over 3 years ago
“How did your blind date go?” “Fair. She’s a little stabby for me.”
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
He apparently lived to tell the tale, but I’m not sure how long he lived after that.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The second date is her arraignment.