Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2021

I hope she picks vinaigrette; Pig doesn’t need the calories from ranch.

I would ask for spicy chili on my salad; that’s taking a risk.

its always best to start small

Extra vergin olive oil, balsamic vinegar of Modena, salt.

I prefer thousand islands!

Pig lives on the edge of danger.

Pig is such a wild man. I mean, pig.

Tomorrow’s PBS? Pig’s exhilarating anticipation on ordering the Entree!

If I have a nap this afternoon, there’s a danger I might oversleep. But Danger is my middle name.

If he really wants to be bold, tell her bacon crumbs.

Enjoy, Pig!

Stay away from the ham salad, Pig!

Well that was an in-vinaigrette-ating strip.

Pig’s Lou Reed Moment ……….. Take A Walk On The Wild Side ;-)

On a test:

Q: Give an example of taking a risk.

A: No.

I hope she doesn’t pick her nose.

Just give pig some slop, it makes him happy.

To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you

Rick Sanchez

What would you like on your bacon, Pig? Whoops. Sorry about that, Pig.

Oh Pig, every journey begins with a first step. Bravo You!

Can’t be afraid to try new things!

It’s a start.

Baby steps

Salad on salad?

“You pick. Of course, the size of my tip will depend on how much I like your choice.”

Aw, who am I kidding? This is Pig. He would never leave a lousy tip.

Always take the ranch…

wow…

Take a chance….try it, you may like it!

Ranch would be pretty cool.

“Baby steps.”

She picked blue cheese.

I prefer Ranch dressing on my salad, no other dressing.

I would pick the ranch, because I just dyed my hair and it’s supposed to stay in longer if you put in vinegar, which I hate the smell of.

Pig is fragile, but not enough to pack away all that food.

Ranch/Vinaigrette – almost the same thing…NOT!

Fear is the mind killer

Baby steps, Pig. Baby steps.

Pig’s comfort zone seems to be roughly the size of a flea’s navel

baby steps…..

Neither, I want Blue cheese

I’m with Pig here. I like to say “surprise me”.. gets me outta my comfort zone.

Wow amzing swine

French, please.

PIGS EATING SALAD??

I didn’t want to weigh in on the Vinaigrette versus Ranch debate.

I’m risk-adverse.

At least he didn’t ask for the French dressing this time

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/10/07

That’s our Pig! —Living life on the edge!

(The dull edge….)

lets do something that is risking

PiG BE caRFUll!