Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 23, 2021

good question, coach

Andy use your skills to play the game you love for Manchester United and all of your financial troubles will be over!⚽️⚽️⚽️

@Linguist Today’s strip is slightly funny and could be done in 3 panels , it’s just our HERO Mr Andrew Capp monkeying around :o{ my avatar is a photo of a Dobermann behind a fence with the legende that if you want to see lf there is life after death just go in the gate , which while funny is not what I experienced when we has a girl Dobermann named Brunhilda who was the mildest dog I know ,the worst you could get was get slobbered or get whipped by her tail because her previous owner didn’t dock her, she loved everyone but we had to give her away because my idiot neighbour said it was scaring his kids what his daughter should have been scared of was human dogs because now she has three kids from 3 different fathers , come avete passato la vostra Domenica mio meno vecchioamico ? our Sunday should be busy but calm I hope , no early morning drive , we are both in a good mood , so I’ll just chill browse Gocomics and play about with the CCTV cams , keep safe and a bientot pal

Sorry Coach, I forgot…

Deja vu.

None of WHAT sunk in?

Because you know your players and like to convert oxygen to CO2.

Hey coach!

Who do you think you were talking to??

Did you and Andy just meet yesterday??

If you want to breathe clean fresh air, put your nose and mouth up to either of Andy’s ears and inhale.

It all sunk into the ground right in front of him.

RRRRRIGHT !

The shortest distance between two ears is straight through.

“Backchat” is such a British term! And certainly not descriptive of the lip Andy gives.

“Thanks Coach, I forgot all about the backchat.”

No fouling, fighting or backchat?! What exactly is it you want Andy to do then, Ref?!

Asking Andy to behave during a game is wishful thinking at best.

Theres the bucket. What premier team has a ceremonial bucket?

Because it never does?

Today was the end of the Premier League season. Well done to Man City winning the Premier league trophy back from Liverpool. It’s a pity my team has sunk!

We look forward to the start of the 2021-22 season in August.

The eternal divide between what you want, and what you get.

Sad to see fine old English words fading away. Ever fewer people use “sank,” “spat,” “bade,” “wrought,” etc.

What actually registered with Andy was “Fighting, fouling… backchat to the ref.”