I like Ancient Aliens. In one show they talked about alien spacecraft crashing left and right all over the place in the 1940s. That’s a worse flying safety record than American Airlines.
Based on past abductee reports, they’re mostly interested in specimens from trailer parks in Mississippi; and the abduction always includes an anal probe.
yoey1957 over 3 years ago
I believe the proper phrase is, “Klaatu, Barada, Nikto” if you want a hitch a ride on a UFO. He’s doing it wrong.
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
If he had read the guide, he would have known to carry a towel.
Leojim over 3 years ago
The hitchhikers guide to the universe!
Lucy Rudy over 3 years ago
Take ME! Please!!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Rope ladder to the moon”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
For a hitch on a UFO you need Francois Truffault.
hangedman over 3 years ago
I want to leave.
rshive over 3 years ago
That’ll give them second thoughts about invading Earth.
Qiset over 3 years ago
Do you have your towel?
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 3 years ago
the mother ships are leaving for home
sandpiper over 3 years ago
He’s a non-discriminatory hitcher. Any ride to anywhere will do.
MayCauseBurns over 3 years ago
Stop the planet, I want to get off!
Billavi Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wouldn’t do that. They’ll only go to Uranus
WoodstockJack over 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFTm9vmZDI
dflak over 3 years ago
I like Ancient Aliens. In one show they talked about alien spacecraft crashing left and right all over the place in the 1940s. That’s a worse flying safety record than American Airlines.
phredturner over 3 years ago
Based on past abductee reports, they’re mostly interested in specimens from trailer parks in Mississippi; and the abduction always includes an anal probe.
Doug K over 3 years ago
A Thumb gesture can have many different meanings.
Will they respond? How will they respond?Gandalf over 3 years ago
I understand!
DawnQuinn1 over 3 years ago
He should have joined “Heaven’s Gate”. Those guys were all going on a spaceship to Heaven. No hitchhiking needed.
moderateisntleft over 3 years ago
don’t forget you towel
bobpeters61 over 3 years ago
Don’t panic!
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
I’m with you….
Bex Premium Member over 3 years ago
Careful. They might want you to listen to their poetry.
paranormal over 3 years ago
There is a "No Picking Up Hitchhikers sign at the controls. They only allow abductions, those that don’t want to be abducted.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m with that guy – take me!
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Let’s hope they take him, that way they will think we pose no threat. Of course they could also think were pretty easy pickings.
pcmcdonald over 3 years ago
Navajo Skin Walker?
MaybeMaybe over 3 years ago
He needs the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
corpcasselbury over 3 years ago
“Heeeeeeyyyy, Mr. Spaceman! Won’t you take me along, I won’t do anything wrong!”
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 3 years ago
That would be me!
sbwagner over 3 years ago
42
Marvin
And god’s final message to the universe….(I’ll let ya’ll look that one up)
mfrasca over 3 years ago
He better have some peanuts!
Stocky One over 3 years ago
They refused to pick him up – because he looks too alien!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
He should consult his Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to ensure that’s not a Vogon constructor fleet.
Font Lady Premium Member over 3 years ago
Me too!