Pickles by Brian Crane for June 07, 2021

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    If i was you Earl. I’d be more worried that Opal has the hot’s for Al Roker.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Spouse occasionally dreams out loud. But it mostly comes out as little whines and whimpers. Actually kind of distressing. But if I poke her, she doesn’t like that either.

    ¯\(ツ)

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    Use fishing line to make her lasagna run away. She will think that her dreams are prophetic.

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    i_am_the_jam  over 3 years ago

    “No, I don’t want any more chickens in the neighborhood…” – my grandmother, in her sleep, c. 1982.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Earl: “… and I love you, Ginger Zee.”

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Earl you have to record this ! Now wait a day or two then play it for Opal ;-)

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    Gift wrapping the lasagna? OK I guess!

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Is Earl reading in the dark or is there a light that isn’t visible?

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    mrsdonaldson  over 3 years ago

    :D

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    coherency is overrated.

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    ANIMAL  over 3 years ago

    OMG……. I hate it when the lasagna gets away..!!!!!!

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    Does she always get dressed in the refrigerator?

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    trainnut1956  over 3 years ago

    Lasagna NEVER gets away at my house.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the guy who would have romantic dreams and call out his own name in his sleep. :)

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    monya_43  over 3 years ago

    That is how my dreams jump around when I can remember them.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Earl is all for coherency.

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    kab2rb  over 3 years ago

    I only heard my hubby talking in his sleep once, he was checking out as a customer, and he told another customer to go ahead as that customer had less stuff then he did, much shorter words in his sleep.

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    A happy marriage often consists of two partners each willing to swear it’s the other one who is the sleep-talker or snorer. (Or both.)

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 3 years ago

    I’ve read a few Victorian novels (written in the 1800’s not written today about the 1800’s) . Talking in your sleep was the way to convey vital information. The one I remember was where the girl taking a nap says something along the lines of, "I don’t really love Tom. It’s John I Iove but I don’t know how to tell him, especially since my parents won’t appove and how to tell Tom I don’t love him.) This is all talking in her sleep and, of course, is a turning point for the plot.

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    tsk5565  over 3 years ago

    The joke is: “shut the door, I’m dressing” – from the bottle of Ranch

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Earl is going to have to ask Opal to explain that dream in the morning. I hope she remembers it.

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    jimmeh  over 3 years ago

    I’ve had dreams where I tried to yell and nothing would come out.

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    Cathy P.  over 3 years ago

    I used to have some interesting conversations with my husband when he was asleep. They didn’t make any sense, as I just responded to whatever he said. He never remembered them.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    All units! All units! APB for escaped lasagna! Presumed armed and dangerous!

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    pbr50138  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been lucky that I’ve never slept with anyone that talked in their sleep or snored. But I have woke myself up laughing…and on very few occasions, crying, dreaming about my dad, who passed right before my 17th birthday. Once, when I woke up crying, my ex told it was Fathers Day.

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