Monty by Jim Meddick for June 09, 2021

“This is a fine mess that you’ve gotten us into Ollie”

Self-induced progeria.

“Look! Look at me, Doc! I’m an old man!” — what I tell my primary care provider every visit.

Heard an old sailor say about getting old. “I wrinkled up so fast even the crabs left.”

My dad used to say, I’m so old my hide is getting rotten.

……and get off my lawn!"

Nobody’s got time for that, Wheel of Fortune’s comin’ on!

Wait… is this strip getting old?

Yes!….Just noticed that crepey skin on my arms and grey hair and ……..something else

Seems like a silly button to put on any device. Of course, it is a very silly strip.

I always knew that someday I would get old. I just didn’t expect it to happen so soon.

He’s turned into a curmudgeon.

A button to miniaturize the cellular structure would be cool!

Monty is supremely effective as an Old Fart! Even outclasses poor Doc….

Doohickeys thingamajigs crazy gizmos. Unfortunately, that sounds like me. Sigh.