Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 11, 2021

Reply hazy try again

Could that count as a second opinion?

Signs point to cholesterol

He looks legit to me. I want his opinion on everything.

Hey! How’d my doctor get into the comics???

(Just kidding, doc, right? Put down that scalpel!)

" … ting tang, walla walla bing bang … "

Lots of GP’s are like this, and use WebMD. That’s why they tell you not to look on there!

I saw a link once where you could buy a magic-8 ball with the answers you want placed on the icosahedron. I can’t find it now so I guess it was not popular enough, but perhaps the doc got one before it was discontinued.

Replaced by AI engine on Amazon cloud. This is like an episode of House.

“Hmmmm… It seems your pregnant.”

at least the magic 8 ball doesn’t have profit as a motive

You can do magic…

As long as he doesn’t prescribe: lime in a coconut

“I have a magic ‘888’ ball over here for my fee…”