Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 08, 2021

Dore, Mefa, Solla, Tido. No idea what that means.

C D E F G A B C. Must be the sound of music!

Doe a deer a female deer

Ain’t no deer better come around here.

Gonna cap that bambi with a 9 millimeter

Next one by gonna be a repeater

Just an inner-city denizen

Feastin’ out on venison

Rey she’s that girl from The Force Awakens

Mighty strong in the Force unless I’m mistaken

Could ’a learned more but here folks was taken

Left in a land full of sand

Forsaken

Me a name I call myself

Wouldn’t wanna use it for nobody else

Singin’ Me Me Me Me all ‘a the time

Me myself and I

Doin’ just fine

So. So what? Sow socks. So there!

Sow up all the holes in your underwear

Sow your wild oats at the county fair

So far so good

So cold so fair

Eh? What does this means?

These are the solfege syllables for the ascending melodic minor scale. (I suspect it was supposed to be the major scale, but Samson confused “me” with “mi.”)

Don’t WHAT?

Reme Fasolati; famous American opera singer’s stage name used to make everyone think she was from Italy.

Don’t…. as in don’t have a comment today…!

Too late. He already did.

Can’t hit that high note, huh, Horace?

He needs some Hi-C…

Listen to the bird, Horace!

His voice is a little horse today.

Dough, with which I buy my beer,

Ray, the guy I buy beer from,

Me, the guy I buy beer for,

Far, a long way to the store…

So, I think I’ll have a beer,

La de da de da de da,

Tea? No thanks, I’ll have a beer,

Which will bring us back to dough.

I’ve been told that many times

Start a couple of degrees lower next time.