The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 08, 2021

At least they’re giving it a gender…

And yes…gender reveals have gotten out of hand, at least here in California

Glad to see some people are rejecting the “nonbinary” bunk.

And this will become fodder for showing embarrassing baby pictures to your child’s fiance.

Is the Mohel here, just in case?

It might have been funnier if they waited until the kid was a teenager.

“Peek-a boo.”

The sad part is I actually believe people would do this.

Better than blowing yourself up in a pink or blue cloud of debris.

Is the fire truck outside?

It’s a noun!

Jeez, what have they been feeding that baby? Such a fatzo.

According to dem’s there are multiple choices here. Hope they have the appropriate balloons, banners etc for all 112 varieties.

“Oh, look, Uncle Bob is doing a gender reveal, too—”

“Bob! NO!”

Otherwise known as attention for attention whores who are going to ‘put aside’ because of their offspring. The child will now get ust about ALL the attention.

Will it be pink, blue or purple?

Thank you for not starting a forest fire

Kind of disturbing

You are what you is. – F. Z., 1981

at least they’re not blowing something up.

Hey! Where are the fireworks? What kind of reveal party is it if you don’t burn up a few thousand acres of grassland or forest?

This reveal is about to be panned.

According to recent news, 80lbs of fireworks will be detonated.

Boy.

Are they going to have the ubiquitous “gender reveal powder cannon” which backfires and hits one of the parents? If so, please record it so we can see it – like the 100 others – on AFV.

Nobody asks the baby if it wants it’s gender revealed and have to live with it later.

OK, is it before or after the transgender operation?

one of the goofiest things in recent history

Today’s pop quiz. Do parents who do “gender reveal” parties have:

(a) Too much time on their hands?

(b) Too much money?

© Too many hyper-bored acquaintances?

(d) An overinflated opinion of just how precious their own personal little darling is?

(e) All of the above?

Gender does not always conform to biological appearance. What this portrays is, more accurately, a genital reveal party.

See yesterday’s Strange Brew.

Let’s hope the kid doesn’t inherit the parents’ idiocy.

Change the diaper quick! Dont spoil the surprise.