The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 09, 2021

As with ZZ Top, is the guy in the middle without a beard named Beard?

Moichandizing, moichandizing!

Rumor spreading ‘round…

It goes with the name of the place.

“Can we get some ‘Legs’ to go?”

And the waiter keeps thinking I Gotsta Get Paid.

You could have had ZZ Top Ramen.

a bit of a stretch … zz tapas …

best tapas joint in la grange…

“hot blue and righteous”….

Sounds like your run of the mill Americans. Totally oblivious to the cool theme restaurant.

Waiter, let’s start with the Pico De Geüello…

Every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed naan

We’ll go out on tapas! I mean for…

For some reason, I’ve lost my appetite but I want to listen to some hard-drivin’ music.

Even the waiter seems perplexed

Weird…the people at the table don’t look like Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers. Too much like winers!

Hahaha!

Can we just get some TV Dinners here?

I can just see the “Gimme All Your Lemon” seasoning…

That woman looks pretty grumpy.

They have beards because they are well aged. Sunglasses because they wish to be incognito.

ZZ Tapas the Pops?

Girls go crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed platter of nachos…

Just the bowls. Not the appetizers, that’d be gross!

It’s in the contract. They HAVE to do the beard and sunglasses thing.

Also, only blue M&Ms in the green room.

Those look like cheap sunglasses

It’s a chain of restaurants. They’re bad, but they’re nationwide.

Is the patron’s wallet fat?

I was wondering that myself…

Don’t eat whatever bored artists dream up, but be sure to ask for french fries as an insult.

At least there are no VELCRO FLIES in their starters.

No fair pullin’ this before I had my coffee. I was scratching my head trying to figure out the joke until I concentrated on the sign. I’d do a facepalm, but I had to work to hard on that one.

there is a hair in my soup.. and some sharp dressing in my salad..

I know the name ZZ Top, and assume you guys are referencing band members and song lines….but I’m clueless as to what you’re talking about! LOL That happens to me with music and celebs.

Clams got ‘Legs’! Sorry, wrong strip.

One of their fathers used to play the organ at a funeral home In houston.