The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 11, 2021

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Being horny has its downside.

That guy has no eye deer what to do…

You swore you were not one of those, those, awful gazelles. LIAR!!

She needs a chin tuck. If she tucks her chin down her horns will be out of the way.

Yes, I do get your point(s)!

She so horny.

LOL!

Forking is more fun anyway.

maybe just lay back and watch the gnus…

I want to run like an antelope out of control

“You’ll put your eye(s) out with that thing, kid!”

Eye Eye Captain!

My x-wife was a restless sleeper, I don’t know how many times I got smacked in the face, at least I think she was asleep.

He needs to wear safety googles to bed.

“Whatever you say deer.”

Ouch!

different pokes for different folks

Spooning isn’t working. Have you tried forking?

Well, spooning will continue to be popular at the Grand Ole Opry.

Two words that I don’t usually use together: Great Puns here today!

“She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes,

And points all her own, sitting way up high…"

So the male deer is Bob Seger—I bet you a buck.

Relationship is on the horns of a dilemma.

https://www.docrat.com.au/comic/dysphoryx/

Yeah, it doesn’t look like it.

Not what I meant when I asked for a poke