April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
These things must be carefully weighed & “measured”.
I have a good suit. Just slit it up the back and it will fit.
go out as you came in – best to buried in your birthday suit
Believe it or not, I don’t own a suit and have never actually worn one. Better yet, I don’t own a cell phone either.
Don’t get buried in a tie. Those things are dangerous.
derr… um, okay.
My wife and I have opted for cremation. You come to the wake in a fancy jar! It’s cheaper and move environmentally friendly.
one word:
cremation
Dark, very dark.
Most people that attend my church have opted for cremation. We have had very few burials over the most recent years.
There appears to be a buzzard manikin (buzikin) in the background.
Wouldn’t be caught dead in that one.
Nah. I’ll just rent a tux for the actual ceremony, then they can bury me in my robe and bunny slippers.
But with the popularity of Zoom conferences, I’m mostly selling sports coats. Pants – not so much.
Ha. Cargo shorts, a favourite aloha shirt and a certain paint scheme on my prosthetic leg.
Timely, no?
Do they own a bad suit they can be cremated in?
You don’t need a full suit, just the jacket is enough.
Since I’ve always been an ash hole, I’m opting for cremation!
And that ain’t it.
I don’t even have a decent suit to go to other people’s funerals.
Good. Now I’m wondering what my wife will decide to bury me in. I hope we got ride of that yellow leisure suit.
Yet another pointless post-death expense. Just toss me in the oven and then scatter me on a beach when I’m done with this body.
For me, it’ll be pajamas.
Suits suck. One more reason to opt for cremation.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
These things must be carefully weighed & “measured”.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
I have a good suit. Just slit it up the back and it will fit.
MosheWaisberg over 3 years ago
go out as you came in – best to buried in your birthday suit
KA7DRE Premium Member over 3 years ago
Believe it or not, I don’t own a suit and have never actually worn one. Better yet, I don’t own a cell phone either.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Don’t get buried in a tie. Those things are dangerous.
Chris over 3 years ago
derr… um, okay.
HarryLime Premium Member over 3 years ago
My wife and I have opted for cremation. You come to the wake in a fancy jar! It’s cheaper and move environmentally friendly.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 3 years ago
one word:
cremation
Zev over 3 years ago
Dark, very dark.
chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago
Most people that attend my church have opted for cremation. We have had very few burials over the most recent years.
Longplay Premium Member over 3 years ago
There appears to be a buzzard manikin (buzikin) in the background.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Wouldn’t be caught dead in that one.
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Nah. I’ll just rent a tux for the actual ceremony, then they can bury me in my robe and bunny slippers.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
But with the popularity of Zoom conferences, I’m mostly selling sports coats. Pants – not so much.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ha. Cargo shorts, a favourite aloha shirt and a certain paint scheme on my prosthetic leg.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Timely, no?
paranormal over 3 years ago
Do they own a bad suit they can be cremated in?
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
You don’t need a full suit, just the jacket is enough.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Since I’ve always been an ash hole, I’m opting for cremation!
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
And that ain’t it.
KEA over 3 years ago
I don’t even have a decent suit to go to other people’s funerals.
MCProfessor over 3 years ago
Good. Now I’m wondering what my wife will decide to bury me in. I hope we got ride of that yellow leisure suit.
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
Yet another pointless post-death expense. Just toss me in the oven and then scatter me on a beach when I’m done with this body.
drycurt over 3 years ago
For me, it’ll be pajamas.
Daeder over 3 years ago
Suits suck. One more reason to opt for cremation.