“I left my hearts in San Francisco”
How embarrassing, getting a heart on your date!
She’s literally throwing herself at him!
Too soon my little buttercup. I still have a couple more to come.
Allergies bad this year!
If she were the 10 of spades, he’d be more in danger! (Oh, wait… Are the suits now gender divided? Or gender divisive?)
Hearts are wild!
What a card!
Coughing her heart up?
Well, she’s no ten now!
She’s lost her hearts, in San Francisco….hope they’re not broken….
A heart on in spades?
“All Good Buddies, 10-4, any Smokey Bears out there”
As juveniles, we would intentionally mispronounce the name of our teacher Mr. Harden.
Now they can have that heart to heart talk.
Time to dis-card that date.
♪ Playing with the queen of hearts, Knowing it ain’t really smart, The joker ain’t the only fool, Who’ll do anything for you ♪
Not playing with a full deck.
♪♫ No matter how good they look at first
There’s flaws in all of them
That’s why on a scale of ten to one, friend
There ain’t no ten… ♪♫
Oh, That The Point Of Cupid’s Arrows…….
I will “club” you if you do that again!
For a moment, I thought they were cell phones!
All hearts on deck.
“She started as a 10, but one false move brought her down to a 3. Would not date again.”
Bless your hearts(s).
Chose your meaning wisely.
That was more like a heart attack
He wasn’t at all bothered by the sneezing of the hearts, he thought it kinda cute. It was the big booger that landed on his cheek.
My OCD thanks you for using the right number of hearts scattered about!
SOMEBODY was a Mad Magazine fan back in the day!!!
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I left my hearts in San Francisco”
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
How embarrassing, getting a heart on your date!
Nate England over 3 years ago
She’s literally throwing herself at him!
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
Too soon my little buttercup. I still have a couple more to come.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Allergies bad this year!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 3 years ago
If she were the 10 of spades, he’d be more in danger! (Oh, wait… Are the suits now gender divided? Or gender divisive?)
WilliamWilliam over 3 years ago
Hearts are wild!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
What a card!
pcolli over 3 years ago
Coughing her heart up?
derdave969 over 3 years ago
Well, she’s no ten now!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
She’s lost her hearts, in San Francisco….hope they’re not broken….
Michael G. over 3 years ago
A heart on in spades?
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
“All Good Buddies, 10-4, any Smokey Bears out there”
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
As juveniles, we would intentionally mispronounce the name of our teacher Mr. Harden.
Herd of Turtles over 3 years ago
Now they can have that heart to heart talk.
uniquename over 3 years ago
Time to dis-card that date.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
♪ Playing with the queen of hearts, Knowing it ain’t really smart, The joker ain’t the only fool, Who’ll do anything for you ♪
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Not playing with a full deck.
Dirty Dragon over 3 years ago
♪♫ No matter how good they look at first
There’s flaws in all of them
That’s why on a scale of ten to one, friend
There ain’t no ten… ♪♫
mister_lister over 3 years ago
Oh, That The Point Of Cupid’s Arrows…….
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I will “club” you if you do that again!
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member over 3 years ago
For a moment, I thought they were cell phones!
Lablubber over 3 years ago
All hearts on deck.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“She started as a 10, but one false move brought her down to a 3. Would not date again.”
sarah413 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bless your hearts(s).
Chose your meaning wisely.
cleokaya over 3 years ago
That was more like a heart attack
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
He wasn’t at all bothered by the sneezing of the hearts, he thought it kinda cute. It was the big booger that landed on his cheek.
harvey812abc over 3 years ago
My OCD thanks you for using the right number of hearts scattered about!
jimmyhickey over 3 years ago
SOMEBODY was a Mad Magazine fan back in the day!!!