Close to Home by John McPherson for July 04, 2021

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Turds to the left of me, turns to the right of me…. A flys dream!!

    But somehow Dalcon has entered the equation, what will happen next?

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Buzz Realty, you catch a buzz and this is what happens. Pink house and all.

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    Strob  over 3 years ago

    A fly-by-night operation.

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    momofalex7  over 3 years ago

    Those are some really big bugs or really small cows.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    “Hey! This is even better than the skunk ranch!”

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Great place to raise your little maggots!

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    And just a block away from the county stool…

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    Iseau  over 3 years ago

    Home swat home.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    I would say it’s a crappy location no matter which side you look at it….

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Friends lived next to a pig farm, OMG!! The stink and the flies!!

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    SheMc  over 3 years ago

    The pink stink house!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Holy cow! For the two or three days they have left they will be living in hog heaven. Well, close enough.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Anything you could possibly want is Close to Home – right nest door.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    Yo Real’tr, you dung good!

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    Prey  over 3 years ago

    Just behind the house is a politicians retirement home?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Yessir,… this here is every flies dream home! I was just tellin’ my wife… there’s just nuthin’ closer to derrière than… well… dairy air!”

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    That Realtor knows his “stuff”. Must be a dung beetle.

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    rzander906  over 3 years ago

    What’s a “DATRY” ?

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    The local fecesball team won the toilet bowl in Flushing, NY last year.

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    Makes you want to open your windows on a hot summer night! Can’t wait for the manure spreading to begin!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Dung beetle heaven

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    My, what big flies they are…..

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb’s checking out the pie.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Welcome back Bleeb! Watch out for Dalcon. He’s a real stinker! :)

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    The city planning department either needs to be fired or promoted, depending who you ask.

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    mister_lister  over 3 years ago

    All the gentlemen farmers around me have a lot of black angus and some polka dotted. I don’t think I’ve seen a black and white cow since the south went technicolor.

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    Smug King (Bonky Apprentice)  over 3 years ago

    Locustion?

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    You would think Bleeb and Dalcon could find a better place to play.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    Let me guess… those are house flies.

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb is back, literally “back.”

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Between 2 filths. What a steal for a fly

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    bobpeters61  over 3 years ago

    What a crappy location! Those flies must love it.

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    These are either tiny cows, or giant flies!

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    scpandich  over 3 years ago

    Watch out, Bleeb; Dalcon isn’t looking to swat flies with that club.

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