Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 19, 2021

Buffoon Saloon

Those guys put the “loon” in saloon

Wellll, durgonnit! I furgit it out! Da whole dang buldin’s on it’s side!

& a-do-se-do you go!

It did tend to keep customers in the saloon.

It was often difficult to get them out – especially after several drinks.

I think I was that bar…….

Two men almost walk into a bar.

I didn’t think IKEA was in business that far back.

Thwack!

I’ve often wondered how those saloons ‘locked up’ at night. Any ‘desperado’ could just walk in or slide under the doors and get some free whiskey, right? How did Marshall Dillon handle it?

Well, it’ll sure make it easier for the town drunks to “dance”…

Buck couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.

Very good! First time I’ve ever seen this gag.

Someone said “Draw!” and the cartoonist answered a millisecond too late…

You must be less than this tall to get really drunk.