Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 17, 2021

And you should keep it away from children under 12!

Microwave on high for 5 minutes. Warning, will be hot. Well no duh!

Hope Dr Mel can finally upgrade to Scrooch guns!

Even Boris Badenov and Natasha were wary of such devices!

Maybe the good doctor should go for something with more of a cutting hazard.

Wasn’t there once someone who was condemned to be hanged and, when brought to the gallows, asked if it was safe?

the plastic bag it comes in is also plastered with warnings about the bag being a choking hazard and not to leave it within reach of small children…

Warning label on box for an iron- Do not iron clothes whilst wearing them.

Haha. Hilarious. What a funny chokester.

Kinda leaves me with a lump in my throat.

Sword: WARNING!!! May cause internal bleeding

WARNING – LITIGIOUS SOCIETIES MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR SENSIBILITIES

Nunchucks: “WARNING! Do not chuck nuns!”

I was going to buy a guillotine online, but the only place I could get parts was a chop shop.

Once had a smoke detector with a label inside the battery compartment that said “warning-battery not installed”, positioned so it would be covered by installing a battery.

I owned an extension ladder that had no less than 8 warning labels.

Including one label that said “Failure to read and follow these warnings does not absolve the operator from liability.”

IOW……a warning label about the warning labels!

Of course it comes with a choking warning, a garrote is supposed to be used for strangling people.

I’d be concerned of its quality if it wasn’t a choking hazard…

Got my WOTD in!

Possible side effects include sudden death.

Causes cancer in California.

I recently encountered this warning: “Do not knock, beat, pierce or try to disintegrate this product so as not to damage it unnecessarily.”

With the prescription medications to treat some diseases in post-menopausal women the warnings include not taking them if you’re pregnant or plan to become pregnant.

“Only if it works.”

had to look that one up

Right, don’t try to swallow it.