Close to Home by John McPherson for June 11, 2021

Hush and get the mop!

Wave at the goofy man who just saved 65 bucks Bleeb!

Who’s willing to wager that if they do call in a professional at this point, the estimate will be way more than $65? ;D

I’ve never seen one put in sideways before!

They. Aren’t. That. Hard. Even my sister can do it.

Just need to install a larger sink to catch the water.

I opted not to get a disposal…for this very reason! The more crap you have the more that can go wrong!

Looks like he picked up the fountain instead of the disposal…

A man needs to know his limitations!!

That was so you could buy another set of dish that we don’t need, Dear!

And now for the $500 cost of his mistake….

The flowers on the sill will never lack for water.

Just another anti- husband cartoon- There is nothing we can’t fix! Right guys? Guys?

Lesson learned from having an older home, unless you are a plumber don’t mess with the plumbing.

DANG! … installed it backwards… AGAIN!”

PS: I really like McPhersons sound effects! “BRAP!” …

… If it’s a machine gun, BRAP! If it’s a garbage disposal, BRAP! If it’s a twig breaking, BRAP! Man, it’s almost like you are right there!”

PSS: oh, and “SKISH”, don’t forget “SKISH”… another great sound effect. シ

He needs to tap out a piece of metal blocking the drain on the disposal. Simple mistake for the novice plumber……

Another Told You So story…

Even Bleeb knows the guys an idiot because he attached the disposal to the water pipe instead of the drain pipe.

Float a few carp or goldfish in the sink and you got yourself an indoor koi pond!

“Hi yourself, Bleeb!

BTW, John, why do you make your people so ugly?

I hope that’s water and not garbage spewing up!

Mine’s only plugged up once in 44 years…the week after my husband died!

Bleeb’s enjoying the fountain show. It’s like being at the Bellagio!

When your wife is smiling, right, and making fun of you, that’s a bad sign.