I have an alligator rule. If my ball is within 50 feet of a alligator, that ball belongs to said gator, and I get a free drop at least 50 feet from the alligator and no closer to the hole.
That fancy-shmancy golf ball washer looks just like an alligator! That must be one o’them highfalutin’, exclusive country club and golf courses… I’m not sure I could afford to hunt golfs there!
Have your caddy grab that pussy willow in the water, tickle the gators nose with it and when he opens his mouth to sneeze, hit the ball with a soft five iron. Oh yeah, then run like hell.
According to the song, “The Battle of New Orleans” , you should be able to apply gun powder to the alligator’s tail area, then when you fire it up, it will cause the ball to shoot forward. The ‘gator will of course lose it’s mind…Oh, and yell fore in case there are any Brits near-by.
Leojim over 3 years ago
No Bleeb, it is not a goal, unless of course your goal is to see that guy get eaten by the crocodile / alligator whatever.
Hey golfer dude, don’t you think an iron would be more effective than a wood for this shot?
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Maybe you can reach the green if you run fast enough and he doesn’t catch you. He’s looking mighty hungry.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Looks more like a wiffleball than a golf ball… remember what happened to Chubbs Peterson in Happy Gilmore!
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bleeb walks on water.
maureenmck Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now, that is one happy reptile!
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Just aim for where the ’gator is GONNA be!
Nate England over 3 years ago
Ali-DARE!
Doug K over 3 years ago
This might be a good time to take a penalty stroke (rather than trying to hit it where it lies).
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
FORE!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago
One just walked into a post office in FL. Got to the head of the line, no problem!
jbduncan over 3 years ago
You just can’t reason with a reptile- take a drop, on the other side of the fairway.
Aficionado over 3 years ago
I think that Bleeb is warning the golfer to stay back and not to try it.
Aficionado over 3 years ago
I have an alligator rule. If my ball is within 50 feet of a alligator, that ball belongs to said gator, and I get a free drop at least 50 feet from the alligator and no closer to the hole.
flemmingo over 3 years ago
Bleeb will be an appetizer for that gator!
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
That fancy-shmancy golf ball washer looks just like an alligator! That must be one o’them highfalutin’, exclusive country club and golf courses… I’m not sure I could afford to hunt golfs there!
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
This is another one of those situations I put in the category of “Let the Wookie win.”
lazycat over 3 years ago
I love the smile on the gator’s face.
MichaelHelwig over 3 years ago
You’re closer to the Green Green Grass Of Home.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Change golf courses!
hilldale over 3 years ago
I sense another Florida Man story in the news.
sobrown51 over 3 years ago
The penalty for a ball drop is less than the penalty for trying to hit it where it lies in this case.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
You can’t outrun the gator, so don’t try. Take the penalty and move on slowly…..
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
The jaws of a dilemma. That penalty stroke could cost me the game.
geese28 over 3 years ago
Surely nothing bad would come from this right?
paranormal over 3 years ago
Play it where it lays…
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Have your caddy grab that pussy willow in the water, tickle the gators nose with it and when he opens his mouth to sneeze, hit the ball with a soft five iron. Oh yeah, then run like hell.
corpcasselbury over 3 years ago
In this situation, I believe that I would just take the penalty.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
According to the song, “The Battle of New Orleans” , you should be able to apply gun powder to the alligator’s tail area, then when you fire it up, it will cause the ball to shoot forward. The ‘gator will of course lose it’s mind…Oh, and yell fore in case there are any Brits near-by.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And you may end up with a few extra “tees”… depending on how hard and quickly you swing.
tinstar over 3 years ago
I’m rather doubtful that “play it where it lies” applies here.
scpandich over 3 years ago
The golfer should go for it. That way, when the gator comes after the golfer, Bleeb, who is currently cut off, will be able to escape.
ars731 over 3 years ago
Bleeb: Take the Penality Stroke!