Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 07, 2021

Ka-D’OH!!

Ka-BLUSH!

Sopapilla just called RJ “Bro!”

(Sniff.)

Don’t mind me, I’ve just got something in my eye.

Oh, and Sopapilla: don’t keep selling past the close!

Haywires embarrass? I had no idea.

MORE heaving bosom!

Hehehe!!!

She just called you BRO ya maroon. Get a hint.

ka-cupid

oooh, RJ’s got a cute blonde cowgirl back in starlight, and now a hatchi-mamasita in the islands! I fear there is BIG trouble brewing for our young Haywire, Bigger than Skull could ever hope to be!

I thought she loved the new El Tornado.

Why be embarrassed? Sopapilla is in favor of the idea, so no harm done.

Faithless vixen :)

KA-EMBARASSMENT!

At least Sopapilla seems to have gotten over her infatuation with the new El Tornado. She probably realized what a loser he actually is.

“If I first don’t die of embarrassment.”

Sopapilla is back to her old self! I was starting to worry.

Soppapia is happy with what he just said.