Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 12, 2021

Should I do a long, pointless rant about something irrelevant? No, that’s too… something I can’t put my finger on the word for.

Weird, normally Phoebe wears blue and Dakota wears pink.

If you walked hundreds of miles, Dakota, you still won’t find anyone like that.

well, that was awkward

No matter where you go, Dakota, you’ll still be there. You can’t escape the weirdness.

Dakota, that could be anyone NOT Phoebe.

Pohebe lost. Dakota is too powerful

Phoebe’s Dakota’s “Pence.”

So a happy ending for everybody, then.

So Dakota can’t stand Phoebe? What’s new?

Next time Phoebe, just chuck a water balloon at her from behind and run before she sees you.

Come on, Dakota! Admit you like Phoebe’s weirdness.

A mini version of stage fright