Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 11, 2021

Obviously unicorns would have the magical ability to be living calculators. The word for it is “arithmancy”.

I’ll give this “unicorn math” a shot. But if I see one letter in an equation, I’m out!

what’s the other 67.6%? not about Marigold, yes, but seriously

Obviously, Marigod doesn’t know that 87.3% of the statistics cited by a Unique Orn are made up on the spot.

maybe this will end with a “Be Quiet spell” ? I men that’s what I would do. but my ides never go the same way as the comic.

Don’t worry, Phoebe. Mari has got you covered! :D

Math? No thanks. Even in unicorn form.

a squared plus b squared plus c squared = UNICORN! I get it now!

Nothing wrong with you, Phoebe. You’re just female. A male can happily go an entire three day weekend without saying anything to anybody, except maybe for a nod or two at a buddy in the bar. If you get a female to go ten minutes without saying anything, she will have a psychotic episode.

Okay so I know like only one of you guys has fully read one of my stories (Shout out to Goat.) so I will now be doing one every once a week on thursdays. This is because I can’t think up one every day and also because I am lazy in general.

I Read All Of The Comics From The First One To Here!

Hearing Tom Lehrer’s voice: “Hooray for unicorn math, unicorn math . . .”

At least Phoebe is aware of her problem.

32.4<33.3

That’s quite a specific percentage, Marigold.