Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 30, 2021

Must be his 100th.

If someone turned 100 and tried to blow out 100 candles, they would probably pass out.

If the big meteor hits today, one is all they will need.

You can always get the number candles

Q: “How old are you?” A: “Two.” " … uh … I mean too old."

It’s the celebration that counts, not the number of candles on the cake.

My mom started our “three-candle tradition” for birthday cakes early on: one for all the past years, one for this year, and one to grow on!

Say – what is that bright light in the sky headed this way? More candles?

But it does look tasty.

I’ve read that dinosaurs could live to about 300.

Be aware of a fire danger. Handsome firefighters didn’t exist yet!