Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 15, 2021

Air head.

Half-and-half!

Nothing has changed … yet … Everything has changed.

… or has it?

But a breeding ground for mosquitos nonetheless…

Twice the volume necessary.

Both.

Yes

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Me: There’s twice as much glass as there needs to be.

Now I have to peeeee.

What no prescription of unnecessary medications?

This level of thinking is disappearing…

proof that therapy can help

It can also be both half empty AND half full.

Which way to the men’s room?

In any case, not all there.

Glass wrong size. Engineering answer.

Half empty, half full… Bartender! Top this off for me!

completely full of it…

Half full may be the pessimistic side if your job is to empty the glass. And vice versa.

Too big of a glass?

I think it depends on how much you have to “go!”

Half full or half empty? It depends on its beginning state.