Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 17, 2021

That’s odd, eye see.

Might be a misspell, he’s really ‘viscous’.

How do you know it has one eye? It might have two and be called a "bicyclops’ (couldn’t resist the Beatles/Yellow Submarine reference.;-D) .

I was close… I was thinking of a monster who sits there and lets out a low moan… a sigh-clops.

A kind of one-eyed wallflower, then.

SHYCLOPS? You mean Cyclops!

Some researchers at Iowa State University would like to make a Genetic Copy of him – a Shy-Clone.

You were expecting a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater?

There are two of ‘em. It’s the Realm of the Bishyclops!