My wife and I were at a restaurant with our then 5 year old daughter. As usual, she was taking her very leisurely time. We were trying to get her to hurry up because we needed to go. We decided to use the tactic of saying we would leave her there if she didn’t hurry up. She just looked at us and said, “Shall I call the police? Shall I?”
Imagine over 3 years ago
Why? Do you have something to hide?
Imagine over 3 years ago
True story:
My wife and I were at a restaurant with our then 5 year old daughter. As usual, she was taking her very leisurely time. We were trying to get her to hurry up because we needed to go. We decided to use the tactic of saying we would leave her there if she didn’t hurry up. She just looked at us and said, “Shall I call the police? Shall I?”
We learned our lesson.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
That kid had a lot of questions, to which the father kept saying “I don’t know.”
The kid then said, “Dad, you don’t mind me asking all these questions, do you Dad?”
To which the father answered " Course not, son, how else you gonna learn?"
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
“Ummm… just where IS your wife, Mr. Wilkins, oops, I meant ‘dad’?”
StephenRice over 3 years ago
A scene from the new reboot of Kindergarten Cop. (Now with a real kindergartner.)
Buoy over 3 years ago
Maybe not a cop, but definitely a narc for your bad parenting. I suspect the tables will be turned when he becomes a teenager.
John Keith Premium Member over 3 years ago
I missed The Far Side for years… But this strip is just as good…