Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2021

Better call “Corrine”.

Two and half bucks on a Starbucks gift card? That won’t even get you an 8oz cup of regular coffee there!

Starbucks gift cards? Man, that is evil. Meanwhile, Sopapilla is trying to glue the wings back on her fly.

Just enough for a tip!!! Of coffee!!!

Did Skull make Rock get chin-blunting plastic surgery to cut down on the visual stress a sharp Haywire chin causes to henchmen?

The jail may be that way, but my giggling fists are this way. Ka-Pow!

The fists disagree.

Well, Sheriff Rock makes a re-apperance. Last I recall, he was arrested when he masqueraded as Rip.

Set fists to ‘puree’.

KA-STARBUCKS!

Does Rock really think RJ and his giggling knuckles will just go to jail? How naive can you get?!

And here I was, forgetting all about him…

Ka-YEAH, RIGHT.

isn’t it about time for Cobra to arrive?

Okay knock this fool’s jaw into the back of his head and continue on.